Let's Get Intense

I woke up at 10, dehydrated and feeling like hell. I lied back on the couch and surfed the internet trying to unfuzz myself and planned out my last day in town. I had Second City tickets that night and was going with a girl named AmyJo, a friend of Robert’s from Houston, so I knew I had to be back by 6 to shower and such.

THINGS TO DO:
Eat a slice of deep-dish pizza
See Chicago from the Hancock Observatory
Check out some art at the Art Institute of Chicago and feel like Ferris Bueller
Go to Chicago Comics one last time
Get some souvenirs

I set off fairly late and waited in line at the Hancock for a long time, but the view was worth it. All of Chicago stretched out before me in four directions. I snapped and uploaded a few photos and took in the majesty of urban collectives and decided to get back down in it at once. A hop onto the Red Line put me right next to the Art Institute but the line for tickets was out the door and I didn’t feel like going through something like that again. I sat on the steps and listened to a hipster tear up a fiddle. I noticed, of all things, a Bennigan’s across the street so I Instagrammed it and continued walking.

I found a place called Lou Malnati’s that did deep dish so I ordered a personal size and dozed off in the booth as I waited 35 minutes for it to come out, as was advertised on the menu. It was good enough pizza but I wasn’t blown away. I found myself wishing that I’d taken more time to get authentic Chicago pizza other than this one experience. Oh well.

I went to a t-shirt shop and had a Chicago flag printed up on a gray tee and walked down to Chicago Comics for one last look around. I convinced myself not to buy a $100 brick that collected all 100 issues of Batman: Shadow of the Bat but failed when it came to a replica of Matt Smith’s red bow tie from Doctor Who. As I was browsing I was pleasantly surprised to see Jason Poland’s Robbie and Bobby collection in the Humor section. I talked to an employee about how good it is, hoping that he’d use some of the things I said as selling points, and made my exit when I discovered the time.

I was dead tired so I took a quick nap that made me run late. AmyJo was texting so I took the cab down to Second City and met her in the downstairs lobby. She’s a beautiful girl with a great smile and joyous presence so all was well fairly quickly. She’d just got to town at the beginning of the week and was doing two weeks at Second City for writing. She had the glow in her eye that I had at the beginning, star-struck and surreal. It was a good thing to see and be around on my last day in town.

The main stage show was way better than the ETC show I’d seen when I first got here. The theme was more coherent, the players more confident, the tech even more spot-on. It had its share of strange sour notes, though. They nearly alienated the audience at times by being a little soap-boxy and breaking into strangely bitter anti-Republican taglines. Some of the physical comedy was too “clever,” as Jet would say. Some scenes, though, were hilarious and are making me laugh as I’m typing this and remembering it. Steve Waltien was in it also, creating a bit of full-circle apropos to be in the same room with him at the end.

As we filed out AmyJo asked me what was playing at iO. When I told her it was Improvised Shakespeare she flipped and we took a cab down and squeezed in. I saw Caitlin and some other intensive students and I turned my head to avoid them. It was an unexpectedly close feeling to saying bye to a friend after lunch and then walking off in the same direction towards your respective cars. I already said goodbye. I didn’t want to say it again.

Shakespeare, unsurprisingly, blew AmyJo’s mind. They did a Tempest-influenced play called “The Funky Monkey” and my favorite performer Ross was pimped out to sing a great many amount of songs. It was definitely the weakest of the shows I’d seen but it was still awesome.

I walked AmyJo to the Red Line and waited for her to catch the train. As we talked and she gushed about Improvised Shakespeare and expressed a desire to sign up for Haterade the next day, Ross walked up and sat down at a bench waiting for another train. After some prodding I got her to walk up and talk to him, which made her day immensely. I smiled wide. Coming off of what just happened to me, to hang out with someone at the beginning of it all just felt good.

She got on the train and I was about to head home and call it a night when I got a text from Lauren to meet up at Joe’s. I got there and waited for her in the 66 degree weather as a group of drunken partiers left to go to Big City Tap. When Lauren arrived the atmosphere was perfect. We talked and relaxed and were ourselves, a thing I’m finding easier and easier to be when I’m around her. At 2am we walked over to her apartment. I used the restroom and when I came out she’d gone to her room. I went to open the door and she stopped me. “Don’t come in, I’m changing!”

I could see her body, breasts bare and pants halfway down. I had a choice of barging in like I did in the old days, something I knew would garner a positive response, or respecting her privacy and going to the couch to sit down and wait for her to come out. I chose the latter.

She came out in loose-fitting cotton shorts and an oversized A&M shirt and lied down in my lap as I was watching Seven on her digital cable.
“You know after all this time I still love you?” I asked.
“Yeah,” she replied, relieved. “I love you too.”
“I don’t know if I ever stopped.”
“I didn’t either. It’s so silly.”
Then I leaned over and we kissed for real. And we meant it.

Before we knew it we were asleep in weird positions on the couch so I stirred us awake and we moved over to her bed. I stripped down to my boxers and climbed in after her and we played around tickling each other and laughing before I put my arm around her and we spooned each other to sleep in the quiet apartment. We told each other we were still in love and I thought back to a line about Lauren that I wrote in a letter to a friend. “I get the feeling that if Lauren and I were to continue our relationship further we would end up married.”

Then I was taken away by the silent whisper of sleep.

The amount of Dimo’s I’m eating is beginning to reach the inordinate. Last night’s drunken escapades featured as its closing act Scott Lowe, Kevin and I talking improv through the chomp chomp chomp of teeth meeting dough inside a cacophony of Wrigleyville partiers. This time I got a Southwest Eggroll slice (amazing with a nice burn) and one covered in peppers. Hell yeah Thursday.

Week one culminated in a stumble through our first Harolds after covering a couple of more popular openings. The awesome and also bummer thing about them was that they were about as good as the typical Rogue Harold; awesome because of how much better I’m definitely going to get and bummer because it showed me that the work my friends and I are currently doing is consistently on par with Level 1 students in Chicago. I’m buoyed by the knowledge that the greatest Harolds the world has ever seen lie inside the hearts and minds of the people in Rogue because I’ve already participated in one, but our goal of making consistently brilliant work seems a little far off right now.

I realized, through doing/seeing multiple openings with scenes in a row, the narrow way in which I’ve been pulling inspiration. I’m not sure why this was the case as it seems so simple as to be embarrassing to admit now, but I’m thankful for the mind expansion nonetheless. We did an invocation opening on “dildo” as a suggestion (as a way of experiencing what it was like to get great things out of shit suggestions) and one of the statements was “You are my best friend in between relationships.” I initiated to Dave with the excited phrase, “HEY, best friend!” Dave, looking shocked and worried to see me, said, “Steve, I didn’t think you were coming to the work party?” He was going off of another invocation statement, “You are the thing that I can never live up to,” and we had a scene about how we were good work friends but I always got the girls when we hung out together. It was beautiful. Not only did I learn that doing a scene inspired by more than one part of the opening was possible (and worked in a kickass way), I realized the beauty of personifying the relationship or opinion of a suggestion in my or my scene partner’s character.

Steve’s birthday was on Tuesday, so at the end of class we presented him with a party hat and a candle sticking out of a glazed honey bun. After this week, I want to continue being friends with this guy. He has to be one of the more insightful and genuinely caring people I’ve ever met. He’s in the Second City main stage show right now; I’m going to have to check it out before this month is over.

One thing that I forgot to mention about Steve that I think may be the most valuable lesson he had to give. On Wednesday, in the middle of class, he stopped everything and asked us something that we were doing or experiencing outside of improv. Rob talked about a meditation he went to underneath where he was staying that was in the style of Osho’s active meditations. Chris brought up this guy that he saw on the internet called Braco the Gazer who goes from city to city charging people money to stare at them, after which these people go through extreme emotional moments and claim to be healed of physical ailments. People began talking about books they were reading and I shared the recent Kerouac rabbit hole that I’d fallen down and my failure to concentrate well enough on Proust during this trip. Steve advised me to not worry about following Proust’s plot so much as there hardly is one in Remembrance of Things Past, but to focus on the thoughts which are the things that make the work as important as it is.

Of course he’s read Proust.

“I did this to illustrate to you how important it is to keep outside interests that don’t pertain to improv,” Steve said. “If you’re a painter and the only thing you do when you’re not painting is look at paintings in museums and galleries, then the only thing you have to inspire you is other paintings. You want to be inspired by real life and the real world, so make sure you still live it.”

I grabbed drinks and some disgusting hummus at Goose Island next door and talked with Charis about our backgrounds and lives. Charis is a terrible confluence of events. She’s wildly intelligent, down to earth, hilarious, tattooed, British, and beautiful. I came to the city to train in a Buddha-like state, taking in the environment and downloading improv knowledge like there was a plug in my cortex. I hadn’t planned on women that light the imagination on fire.

The class had planned to meet at iO at 9 to celebrate week one ending. I wasn’t actually intending to see any improv but we had time to kill and ended up seeing a short series of one-person character sketches at the upstairs theater. It reminded me a lot of Block Party back home and gave me a few more ideas for things I’d like to do there when I get back. Aaron was there as well and as we were comparing class notes (he felt similar things when going through his Harolds today) and giving each other directions to places we’d eaten I was bowled over by an excited and frightening realization.

“Aaron, do you not freaking love this city?” I asked.
“Definitely,” he replied. “Once you get yourself oriented here, it’s so easy and fun to navigate. I rode my bike all the way downtown in about 30 minutes the other day.”
“Is this going to be one of those things that when we’re done with these five weeks you and I move up here and get an apartment together and keep on going?” I asked, trepidatiously.
He looked at me with a little shock, but it was the kind of shock that let me know that he had been thinking along similar lines.
“It’s possible,” he said, a sort of cheshire grin slowly breaking across his face. “If I could get a job here… I don’t know yet.”

Afterwards, the class met up outside and we were led by Janie to the Red Line which we took to Jarvis. We then walked for about 20 minutes through some really sketchy suburbs to a neighborhood dive on the closed Morse stop called Red Line Tap. It was everything someone would want out of an American dive bar. The scent of decades-old smoke lingered on the walls and salty old men plucked out blues and country in an open mic MC’ed by a large, tattooed, shit-talking, ass-kicking lady. Charis’ friend Libby forgot her passport and they headed home, leaving Matt, Kevin, Deborah, Janie and I to take whiskey shots and drink 312 beer. When that finally got old, we took the Red Line back to Wrigleyville and Rebel Bar & Grille where they had 1/2 off draft night. I got drunk on three-dollar Magic Hat #9 and shouted improv philosophy over thumping dance music. Scott Lowe, Friendswood lunatic and Dallas Comedy House badass that provided me a crash pad in March and who is currently going through the Second City conservatory, joined us at the tail end of the evening for the previously-mentioned Dimo’s overdose.

As sad as I am to be done with Steve as a teacher, I can’t wait for the rest of this crazy adventure I’m on. As I look over the posts from this week and think about how far I’ve already come, I’m blown away by just how much more I have the potential to learn in the next four weeks.

Well, there’s week one. Time flies, but really it doesn’t because I can’t believe this has only been a week.

Time finally made its way to 9:30am and I shot up and hit the shower. Aaron met me outside and we began the short walk to iO. In fact, it was so short that we ended up there 30 minutes early and killed time with coffee at a restaurant next door.

When we entered the theater it was crammed with people. We checked in and got our packets and I tried to carve out an open spot. I was doing pretty well until they pointed everybody to the workshop sign-up sheets that I happened to be leaning against, at which point I found myself at the business end of a yes-and horde of mad improvisers. Dimo’s brought a bunch of pizza over which ran some minor interference long enough for me to sign up for the workshops I wanted. I got into two with Jet Eveleth, a physical improv one and one that’s all personal feedback. I remember Shyla telling me that Susan Messing was someone she wanted to learn from more than anyone (and I’d already been pre-warned about her abrasive nature by Derek Dupuy) so I signed up for her “Group Pretty” workshop on how to create great stage pictures which promised “flying, symmetry, story theatre and the mysterious busby berkley!” I got into a crisis point after that because there was an advanced scene workshop with Greg Hess that looked wonderfully appealing but it was at the same time as Jet’s physical workshop. Prioritizing was not something I’d planned on having to do. The final one I got into was “Position Play” with Miles Stroth, a workshop about recognizing types of scenes and how to play roles in those scenes. It seems like it’ll be a new take on the concepts of TNM’s straight/absurd and Matt Donnelly’s Bull/Matador so I’m hoping to sharped my skills more in that regard. All in all, I think I made out well on the workshop end. By the time I got to the pizza, though, there was only a slice of cheese left.

It was 11:30 by this time (we started at 11) and Charna Halpern had yet to show up, so training center director Lee Brackett took the stage and introduced all of the Level 1, 2 and 3 teachers. He went into telling us the organizational things that were happening with the intensive this year and covered a fair amount of bases regarding what to do in Chicago, where and how to go see shows, etc. He recommended seeing the Armando that night but warned that it might be a little packed since we’re all students on the first day.

At noon, Charna arrived with two dogs and a ton of fanfare. It was a pretty goofy entrance, a woman who looked like she’d go on shopping dates to Talbot’s with my mom jumping on stage, kicking the teachers, flipping everybody off and saying “Fuck you, I’m extreme!” with a grin to let you know she was kidding. Speaking of which, she could really stand to update her headshots. I expected some mysterious-looking dark-with-a-streak-of-silver haired woman that would look at you with too-serious eyes. What I got was a sweet, sunburned, blonde Martha Stewart mom who claimed to be “the last living inventor of long-form improvisation.” She spoke a bit more about the nature of the curriculum, stuff I’d known already through reading Truth in Comedy, and dropped a bomb: She was late because she was negotiating getting a new space for iO to live. Apparently, they’re moving away from their location on Clark Street and into a new, bigger venue, so this will be one of the last intensives at the space that Del Close once was. Weird.

My first week of class was taking place in the “3rd Beat Room,” a practice space on the third floor of iO. I walked up the stairs from the downstairs Cabaret Theater and found myself in a place I’d only seen on YouTube: The iO Main Stage, the Del Close Theater. I tried not to nerd out like a loser, so as I walked past that stage I spun around and grabbed a picture and spun back around mid-walk like I was taking some covert spy photo of a foreign dignitary marked for assassination. By the time I hit the flight of stairs leading up to the third floor the photo was on Instagram.

My Level 1 teacher is Steve Waltien, a young guy with a reassuring personality that’s very open to anything you have to say or express. He did a roll check on everyone and we got in a circle to introduce ourselves. Two guys in my class, Javier and Chris (there would have to be another Chris in my class) were from Phoenix and knew Matt Graham from when he went to the Phoenix Improv Festival. They were really excited to see someone from The New Movement with them and I was struck by how awesome it is to have a reputation precede you. I was also surprised about how many people are doing the intensive that came from different countries. Earlier in the Cabaret Theater I found myself talking to a couple of Germans and a Polish guy and there’s a small contingent of British people here as well. Two of them, a guy named Dave and a girl named Charis (pronounced CARE-iss), are in my class and they’re both awesome. There are a couple of Canadians in my class as well, a girl named Debra and a guy named Ken who also happens to be about 4’6”. Another Canadian, a guy named Wayne Jones, was detained at the border and will be along this week; and another Brit was apparently flying in as well. Hopefully, this means I’ll have couches to crash on in London and Toronto at the end of the five weeks.

There were two things I was worried about going into this intensive: That I’d be in a class of people that weren’t on my experience or talent level and that it would take a level or two before we hit upon my current stumbling block with improv. Both of those were dispelled almost immediately. I’m not sure what everyone’s experience level is, but I’ve been saddled with people who are going in with the attitude like they’re here to become pros. Then the first scene I got up to do, a couple who’s broken up and are trying to split up the stuff, ran me right into my improv wall of getting trapped inside a singular emotion and feeling no way to heighten or change it. Even better than that, when I voiced the concern that this was my wall, Steve was supportive of that and immediately offered great advice on overcoming it.

Another thing I really like about Steve is his openness to hear new ideas. He asked the room about what we thought were some of the basic tenets of improvisation and Ciaris mentioned a saying in the UK that he’d never heard of before, “Jump then Justify,” meaning to get out there with whatever you have and then figure out how it works as you go. It seemed slightly haphazard in the way she described it, but I think it’s an active version of what TNM means when it says “Fuck your Fear,” meaning to initiate your idea without fear of it not working, that the other improvisers are going to pick up and support it. Speaking of TNM sayings, I told Steve about “Listen Your Dick Off” and he loved how the saying emphasized the importance of listening, adding that it has to be done with your eyes as well as your ears.

After class, a bunch of the students walked next door to Mullen’s Pub, essentially forcing the guy to open it. We hung out there for a few hours getting to know each other before walking back to the theater to get into the Armando, which we totally did. When the lights came up, a million people were standing on stage that blew me away. I saw Zen Lunatic Joe Bill again, the crazy drunkard who helped me break through one of my previous improv walls with some of the most mind-blowing advice I’ve ever received last January at Improv Wins. He was standing next to improv guru TJ Jagodowski, famous for his film and those ridiculous Sonic commercials, and a host of some of the bigger names in improvisation. They took to the sides in a set of chairs and the monologist came out, telling some amazing stories that led to even more amazing improv. Again I was struck by how comfortable everyone was, how connections were never dropped or callbacks never missed, how characters that were barely remembered returned during key and crucial moments. Bits flew through the air like wildfire. It’s the kind of improv I want to always be doing.

I stuck around afterward for a sketch show that was solid and wonderful, but I couldn’t take much of it in because I was physically and mentally exhausted. At that point I’d realized that I was doing improv, seeing improv and talking improv for 13 hours straight and hadn’t even noticed. I was hungry and disoriented. I grabbed some Dimo’s because that was the only food I could remember at that point and then headed back to Deena’s. I tried to bang out this post and was asleep before the first thought completed.